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« Bride and Prejudice | Main | Naked in Death - Lt. Eve Dallas 1 by JD Robb »

Friday, February 10, 2006

Joke Time...

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had
been dating for over a year, and so we decided to
get married.

My parents helped us in every way,my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend?

She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering
me, very much
indeed, and that one thing was her
younger sister.


My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty years of
age, wore tight mini skirts and low
cut blouses.
She would regularly bend down
when quite near
me and I got many a pleasant view
of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate.

She never did it when she was near
anyone else.

One day little sister called and
asked me to come
over to check the wedding
invitations. She was
alone when I arrived. She
whispered to me that
soon I was to be married, and she
had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't
overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that
she wanted to make love to me just
once before I
got married and committed my life
to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say
a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my
bedroom, and
if you want to go ahead with it just
come up and get me."

I was stunned.

I was frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top
she pulled down
her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then
turned and went
straight to the front door.

I opened the door and stepped out
of the house.

I walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing
outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged
me and said, "We are very happy

that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for better
man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family."
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the lesson:

well, always bring a condom

with you for emergency purposes...

hehehe... you'll never know...(",)

                            

Comments

actually, it's because the condom was left in the car..

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